officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via sorry-idont-care)

"I’m sorry this sucks. I’m sorry it hurts. I’m sorry that those things from your past slip into your mind and make you hate life. I’m sorry"

My friend trying to cheer me up (via strangors)

(via elluminare)

"Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep."

relaxsmilebreathe. (via tae-hyunga)

(Source: relaxsmilebreathe, via societykillsus13)

"I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it."

Winona Ryder (via everyday-islike-sunday)

(via youre-adorable-as--hell)